Texas Floods or Government False Flag? The 'Natural Disaster' They Don’t Want You to Question

Folks, I’ve seen the so-called 'satellite images' of the Texas floods, and let me tell you—something stinks worse than a vegan brisket. These 'before and after' shots? Pure deep-state theatrics. Maxar Technologies? More like 'Maxar Propaganda.' They want you to believe Mother Nature did this, but I’ve got news for you: this was no act of God. This was an act of government.

First off, where’s the proof these images are real? Anyone with half a brain knows satellites are just government drones spraying chemtrails and tracking your backyard bunker. And Camp Mystic? Sounds suspiciously like a FEMA training ground for their next 'natural disaster' drill. Coincidence? I think not.

And don’t even get me started on the 'death toll.' Over 100 lives lost? Or allegedly lost? Where are the bodies, folks? Where’s the footage of these 'victims'? All we get are blurry satellite pics and tearful interviews from 'survivors' who probably work for the same folks pushing the climate change hoax.

Meanwhile, the Guadalupe River 'washed out structures'? Please. That river’s been a hotbed of secret underground tunneling for years. Ever wonder why no one’s allowed to dig too deep near there? Because they don’t want you finding the truth—floodwaters my foot, this was a controlled demolition to cover up something bigger.

And let’s talk timing. July 4? Independence Day? The elites love ruining American holidays. First, they cancel fireworks for 'fire risk,' now they drown Texas in 'floods'? Wake up, people! This is about control. They want you scared, dependent, and most importantly—distracted from the real issues, like why Austin’s mayor still hasn’t denied being a lizard person.

So next time you see a 'natural disaster' on the news, ask yourself: who benefits? Big Tofu? The globalists? The shadowy figures who definitely don’t want you stockpiling ammo and canned beans? The answer’s staring you in the face—if you’re brave enough to look. Stay vigilant, patriots. And for the love of liberty, stop trusting satellites.