EXPOSED: Austin’s Flood ‘Charity’ Scam Is Just a Deep State BBQ Takeover

Oh, what a heartwarming display of totally organic, grassroots charity—how convenient that all these businesses suddenly care about flood victims right when the media is watching! Don’t be fooled, folks. This is just another psyop by the Big Tofu Lobby to distract you from the real crisis: the government’s secret weather machine flooding Central Texas to justify their climate agenda.

Let’s break it down. Kerbey Lane and P. Terry’s donating proceeds? Please. They’re just laundering your pancake money into globalist slush funds. And Veracruz All Natural? More like Veracruz All Suspicious. Since when do taco joints care about floods unless they’re testing aquatic mind-control tacos?

Then there’s the music scene—Aaron Behrens, Gina Chavez, Jackie Venson—all performing at the Long Center. Coincidence? Or a synchronized distraction while the deep state replaces your barbecue pits with soy-based replicas? Wake up, sheeple! These ‘benefits’ are just fronts for cultural reprogramming.

And don’t even get me started on the Tweety Cookies. A ‘Christian camp’ handing out magical comfort cookies? Sounds like a sugar-coated indoctrination scheme to me. Next thing you know, they’ll be putting fluoride in the chocolate chips.

Austin Pets Alive!? Oh sure, save the dogs while they quietly implant tracking chips in every stray. And GoFundMe? The same platform that verifies scams by… checks notes… trusting the same people who told us birds are real.

So before you donate, ask yourself: Who profits? Follow the money, and you’ll find it leads straight to the vegan-industrial complex. Stay vigilant, patriots. The floods may recede, but the tyranny is just getting started. #DrainTheSwampLiterally