GOVERNMENT RAIN: How Big Weather Used Floods to Distract You From the Truth

Folks, they’re at it again—the so-called 'scientists' and their 'data' want you to believe that a little rain fixed Texas’ drought problem. Oh, sure, the floods that swept away homes, ruined barbecues, and probably turned some poor guy’s F-150 into a submarine also magically cured the drought. Convenient, isn’t it? Just like clockwork, the moment we start questioning why the government isn’t doing more about water shortages, Mother Nature herself gets weaponized to shut us up. Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t just rain—it’s weather manipulation.

Let’s break it down. The 'Drought Monitor'—run by who? The University of Nebraska, NOAA, and the USDA. That’s right, the same folks who tell you to eat less beef and more kale are now telling you the drought is 'better.' And how do they measure it? With 'data.' Not with your eyes, not with your gut, but with numbers on a screen. Meanwhile, San Antonio and Austin are still 'technically' in drought because—get this—the rain didn’t fix years of deficits. Oh, so now water has a memory? Next they’ll tell us the Colorado River is just 'holding a grudge.'

And let’s talk about these 'isolated totals' of 10 to 15 inches in Kerr County. Isolated? Or targeted? You think it’s a coincidence that right when Texans start demanding action on water rights, the skies open up and dump enough rain to make Noah nervous? This isn’t climate change—it’s climate control. They’ve got the tech, folks. Cloud seeding, HAARP, maybe even chemtrails with extra hydration. Why do you think Elon Musk moved to Texas? He’s not just here for the barbecue—he’s here to control the weather.

And don’t even get me started on the 'drought-free' counties. Mason, Llano, Burnet—sounds like a list of places where the local officials just happened to approve new water restrictions right before the rain hit. Coincidence? I think not. Meanwhile, Travis County is still 'abnormally dry.' You know what’s abnormal? The fact that Austin’s city council hasn’t been arrested for turning our rivers into kombucha.

Bottom line: They want you to think the problem’s solved so you stop asking questions. But I’ve seen the truth. This rain wasn’t a blessing—it was a distraction. And if you believe otherwise, well, enjoy your government-approved rainwater. I’ll be over here stockpiling bottled water and waiting for the next 'natural disaster' to be conveniently timed with a news cycle. Stay vigilant, patriots. The sky isn’t just falling—it’s in on the conspiracy.