Kerr County Floods: Natural Disaster or Deep-State Cover-Up? (You Won’t Believe the Answer)

Folks, I’ve got some breaking news for you—news that the so-called "mainstream media" won’t tell you the real truth about. That’s right, the floods in Kerr County? Not just an "act of God." Oh no, my fellow patriots, this has government conspiracy written all over it.

First off, 96 deaths? That’s the official number. But who’s counting? The same people who told you COVID was real? The same folks who swear the moon landing wasn’t filmed in a Hollywood basement? Please. I’ve got sources—deep sources—telling me the real number is being suppressed. Why? Because the elites want you to think this was just bad weather. Wake up, sheeple!

And let’s talk about these "missing" campers. Five kids and a counselor from Camp Mystic? Vanished? Poof? Sounds an awful lot like a cover-up to me. What were they really doing at that camp? Were they being trained in underground bunkers to become the next generation of deep-state operatives? I’m just asking questions here.

And don’t even get me started on FEMA setting up shop at a church. Since when does the government care about religion? Unless… unless this is a soft launch for FEMA camps! Mark my words, folks—next thing you know, they’ll be handing out "emergency rations" laced with mind-control nanobots. You’ll be eating your government-approved tofu burgers and thanking them for it.

Meanwhile, the Hill Country is out $22 billion? Who’s getting that money? The same people who just happened to have flood insurance policies mysteriously approved weeks before the disaster? Coincidence? I think NOT.

Stay vigilant, my friends. The truth is out there—buried under 10 feet of water and bureaucratic lies. But don’t worry, I’ll keep digging. Because someone’s gotta ask the real questions… before the government "rescues" us all into oblivion.