Hearst Foundations’ $1M ‘Charity’ Stunt: Flood Relief or Deep State Infiltration?

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, the so-called "Hearst Foundations" have generously donated a whopping $1 million to help flood victims in the Texas Hill Country. How noble! How selfless! Or is it? Let’s pull back the curtain on this suspicious act of charity, folks.

First off, why now? Why this flood? Coincidence that this happens right after the Fourth of July, when patriotic Americans were busy celebrating freedom and not paying attention to the shadowy dealings of billionaire-funded NGOs? I think not. And let’s talk about the organizations receiving this blood money—sorry, I mean "relief funds." The Salvation Army? Really? The same group that rings bells outside Walmart while secretly indoctrinating people with their spiritual support? And the Community Foundation of the Texas Hill Country? Sounds like a front for the globalist agenda to me. Temporary housing? More like temporary re-education camps where they’ll force-feed you quinoa and make you renounce barbecue.

And don’t even get me started on the Hearst Foundations’ statement. "Helping communities in crisis"? Oh, please. This is clearly a PR stunt to distract from the fact that Hearst Corporation owns half the media in Texas. They want you to think they care while they quietly push their leftist propaganda through their newspapers. Wake up, sheeple! If they really cared, they’d be investigating why these floods happened in the first place. Maybe it’s not just rain—ever think of that? Maybe it’s weather manipulation by the deep state to justify more government control over our land.

But sure, go ahead and take their money, Texas. Just remember: every dollar comes with strings attached. And those strings? Probably made of tofu.