Texas Floods: A Government-Made Disaster (Literally)

Folks, I’ve got a bone to pick with the so-called 'experts' who keep blaming 'Mother Nature' for these tragic floods. Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t just bad weather—it’s a full-blown government conspiracy to control our water supply and force us into underground bunkers (or worse, vegan communes).

Let’s break it down. The 'official' story is that heavy rainfall caused rivers to rise, sweeping away innocent Texans. But have you ever seen a river rise 26 feet in 45 minutes naturally? No, you haven’t. That’s the work of HAARP technology, folks. The deep state is weaponizing the weather to punish Texas for refusing to give up our gas stoves and beef brisket.

And don’t even get me started on the 'flood warnings.' They’re about as reliable as a weatherman predicting snow in July. The government wants you to think they’re 'helping,' but where were the alerts when 100 people were swept away? Too busy pushing their climate change agenda, that’s where. Meanwhile, the real culprits—Big Dam and their cronies—are laughing all the way to the bank. Every time a flood hits, they get another billion-dollar contract to 'fix' the problem they created!

And let’s talk about the 'missing' 170 people. Missing? Or relocated? I’ve seen the satellite images—FEMA camps disguised as 'evacuation centers.' They’re not rescuing people; they’re recruiting them for their socialist utopia where you’ll be forced to ride a bike and drink almond milk.

But here’s the kicker: the media wants you to believe this is just 'history repeating itself.' Oh, sure, because floods in 1819 and 1921 totally excuse the fact that the same rivers keep killing people. Maybe—just maybe—if the globalist elites stopped building secret underground tunnels (looking at you, Austin City Council), the water would have somewhere to go besides your living room.

So next time you hear about a 'natural disaster,' ask yourself: who really benefits? Spoiler alert: it’s not you. It’s the shadowy figures who want you docile, damp, and dependent on their 'flood relief' programs. Stay dry, stay vigilant, and for the love of liberty, stock up on tinfoil—it’s the only thing that’ll save you when the next 'rainstorm' hits.

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