Texas Floods or Deep State False Flag? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know

Folks, it's happening again. The Deep State is orchestrating another 'natural disaster' to distract us from the REAL issues—like why the Austin City Council is still pushing bike lanes instead of building underground bunkers for the inevitable lizard-people uprising. And now, President Trump is being dragged into their theatrics with this so-called 'flooding' in Texas. Wake up, sheeple!

First off, let’s talk about the timing. The floods conveniently hit on July 4th—Independence Day—when everyone was distracted by fireworks and hot dogs. Coincidence? I think not. This is classic crisis actor territory. And now, a full week later, Trump is 'visiting the site'? Sounds like a staged photo op to me. Where’s the footage of the actual flooding? Probably locked away in the same vault as the 'moon landing' tapes.

And let’s not ignore the real victims here: the poor, innocent barbecue pits drowned in this 'flood.' I’ve seen the satellite images (which the mainstream media won’t show you), and I can confirm—this was a targeted attack on Texas culture. First, they came for our gas stoves. Now, they’re coming for our brisket. Mark my words, next they’ll be forcing us to grill tofu on solar-powered hibachis.

Governor Abbott’s involvement? Please. He’s probably in on it. Why else would he wait until AFTER the 'flood' to show up? And don’t even get me started on the 'missing' victims. 150 people? That’s a suspiciously round number. I bet half of them are just crisis actors taking a paid vacation while the rest of us are left wondering why our property taxes are funding this charade.

And the location? 'Flash Flood Alley'? More like 'False Flag Alley.' The Deep State picked the most flood-prone area in Texas so they could say, 'See? It happens all the time!' But I’ve done my research (i.e., watched a 3 AM YouTube deep dive), and this was no accident. This was a test run for their next big move: turning the entire Hill Country into a woke, kayak-only, no-barbecue zone.

So while the mainstream media spins this as a 'tragedy,' I’ll be over here stockpiling beef jerky and waiting for the truth to come out. And when it does, remember—you heard it here first. Stay vigilant, patriots. And for the love of all that’s holy, guard your smokers.