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FEMA’s 'Delayed' Flood Response Just Proof Trump’s Cost-Cutting Works (And Liberals Hate It)
FEMA slow to respond to Texas floods? Blame Trump’s *radical* fiscal responsibility, say the same people who think $100,000 is 'pennies.'

By Alex Jaxon
Published July 11, 2025 at 5:33pm

Oh, what a shocker—FEMA is slow to respond to a disaster, and who’s to blame? The deep state, of course! Or, according to the lamestream media, it’s President Trump’s fault for daring to cut wasteful spending. But let’s be real, folks—this is just another attempt by the liberal elites to undermine the greatest cost-cutting genius since Scrooge McDuck.
First, they claim that requiring Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem to approve every purchase over $100,000 is too much bureaucracy. Excuse me? Since when is fiscal responsibility a bad thing? If FEMA had its way, they’d be handing out million-dollar contracts to their Big Disaster cronies for emergency artisanal floodwater or organic sandbags. Wake up, sheeple!
And let’s talk about these so-called delays. The DHS clearly stated that they were using other resources first—probably highly trained, patriotic volunteers armed with nothing but grit and American flags. But no, the fake news wants you to believe that waiting a few extra days for FEMA’s gold-plated rescue teams was the difference between life and death. Please. If anything, this proves that states should handle disasters themselves—without the feds stepping in to micromanage everything.
And of course, President Trump—ever the statesman—wisely deferred questions about phasing out FEMA because, as he said, they’re busy working. Unlike the media, which is busy manufacturing outrage over a few bureaucratic hiccups. Meanwhile, more counties are getting aid, proving once again that Trump’s leadership is saving lives while the left whines about paperwork.
Bottom line? The floods were tragic, but blaming Trump for FEMA’s alleged sluggishness is just another desperate attempt to distract from the real issue: the radical left’s plan to replace emergency responders with woke climate activists handing out vegan MREs. Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there—if you’re brave enough to see it.
This has been your daily dose of reality from Alex Jaxon. Now go stock up on canned beans and ammo—just in case.
