WETWORK: How the Government Engineered the Texas Flood Crisis

Folks, what we have here is yet another example of the so-called 'experts' failing us—but was it really a failure, or was it by design? That's right, I said it. The Texas floods weren't just an act of God; they were an act of government.

Let's break it down. The National Weather Service (NWS), a federal agency—coincidence?—knew a storm was coming. They 'predicted' it, but somehow, their forecasts were just vague enough to ensure chaos. 'Moderate rainfall'? 'Scattered showers'? Meanwhile, the Guadalupe River was turning into a biblical deluge. Wake up, sheeple! This wasn't incompetence—it was orchestrated.

And where were the emergency resources? Staged in San Antonio, not where they were needed. Why? Because the deep state wanted maximum devastation. They needed a crisis to justify more control, more regulations, and—you guessed it—more funding. Ever notice how every disaster conveniently leads to bigger government?

Then there's the timing. July 4th. Independence Day. While patriots were grilling burgers and celebrating freedom, the NWS suddenly flipped the switch from 'meh' to 'SEEK HIGHER GROUND NOW!' in all caps. Classic fear-mongering. They let it happen so they could swoop in as the 'heroes' later.

And don't even get me started on the summer camps. Twenty-seven dead at Camp Mystic? Tragic, yes—but suspicious. Why weren't they evacuated sooner? Because the elites hate wholesome American traditions. They'd rather our kids be indoctrinated in woke reeducation centers than enjoy good old-fashioned campfires and canoeing.

Meanwhile, Kerrville's city manager was out jogging while the river rose. JOGGING. Either this guy is the most oblivious bureaucrat in history, or he was in on it. You decide.

Bottom line: The floods were preventable. The warnings were delayed. The response was botched. Or was it all part of the plan? Ask yourself: Who benefits? The answer is always the same—the shadowy cabal pulling the strings. Stay vigilant, folks. The water isn't the only thing rising... so is the tyranny.