Texas Floods, Woke Statues, and the Secret War on Beef: The Truth They Don’t Want You to Read

The Great Texas Flood Conspiracy: Did the Deep State Turn Off the Drain Plugs?

Folks, I’m not saying the floods were definitely caused by the radical left’s weather machines, but I’m also not not saying that. Coincidence that this ‘natural disaster’ happened right after Austin City Council passed that resolution to ban gas-powered leaf blowers? I think not. The elites want you distracted while they replace our beloved Texas barbecue with lab-grown cricket protein. Wake up, sheeple!

And don’t even get me started on the so-called ‘LGBTQ archives’ in Houston. Oh, sure, they call it ‘preserving history,’ but we all know this is just a cover for their real agenda: turning the Astrodome into a giant rainbow-colored gender-neutral bathroom. Next thing you know, they’ll be rewriting the Alamo battle as a drag brunch showdown. Mark my words.

Meanwhile, in San Antonio, Jolly Jack the sea captain statue is getting ‘restored.’ Restored to what? His original 1965 appearance? Or his original Marxist programming? That statue has seen things, people. Things the deep state doesn’t want you to know about. Why do you think he’s been silently judging us for 60 years? Because he knows. HE KNOWS.

And let’s talk about Hearst buying the Dallas Morning News. You think this is just a business deal? No, no, no. This is the media-industrial complex consolidating power to push their woke agenda. Soon, every headline will read: ‘COWBOYS BAD, TOFU GOOD.’ It’s all part of the plan, folks.

As for Paulette Jiles’ death—RIP to a real one—but how convenient that she just finished a novel called The Tavern at the End of the World before ‘passing away.’ You can’t tell me that’s not a coded message about the globalists’ endgame. I’ve read the PDF she posted (because I actually do my research), and let me tell you, the clues are there. Follow the money. Follow the crickets.

And finally, Blessed Sacrament Church’s 75th anniversary? A ‘Jubilee Year’? Sounds like a Vatican-backed psyop to me. Next they’ll be saying communion wafers are gluten-free. The war on bread is real, y’all.

Stay vigilant. Stock up on beef jerky. And for the love of all that’s holy, don’t trust a statue that’s been standing in one place for 60 years without blinking. That’s not art. That’s surveillance.