WATERGATE 2.0: The Deep State’s Plot to Steal Your Right to Swim (and Your Brain)

Folks, it’s happening again. The so-called "experts" at the LCRA and Austin Public Health want you to believe that our beloved Highland Lakes are suddenly a toxic wasteland. Oh, sure, they’ll throw around scary words like "E. coli" and "brain-eating amoebas," but have you ever stopped to ask yourself—who benefits from keeping you out of the water? That’s right, Big Tofu and their deep-state cronies in the city council.

They claim the lakes are full of debris and bacteria after the floods. But let me ask you this: when was the last time you saw a government agency tell the truth? These are the same people who swore fluoride was safe, and now they want us to believe our tap water is fine? Wake up, sheeple! If the water was really safe, why do they have a whole instruction manual on how to boil it like we’re living in the Dark Ages?

And don’t even get me started on the "mosquito surge" they’re blaming for West Nile virus. Convenient, isn’t it? Just as the globalists roll out their next wave of experimental vaccines, suddenly the bugs are out to get us. Coincidence? I think not.

Meanwhile, Austin Water claims they’re "monitoring" the situation. Oh, really? Monitoring with what—their secret underwater drones funded by George Soros? If they were really on top of things, why did Georgetown have to issue a boil-water notice? Because they can’t hide the truth when the pipes burst in broad daylight!

And for those of you on well water—good luck. The CDC’s 20-step bleach purification ritual sounds less like science and more like a sacrificial offering to the water gods. If you survive the process without passing out from bleach fumes, congratulations! You’ve earned the privilege of drinking something that might not kill you… probably.

Bottom line: if the government says the water’s dangerous, it’s probably fine. If they say it’s safe, start stockpiling bottled water—preferably from a source that hasn’t been "monitored" by bureaucrats with an agenda. Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there… and it’s probably floating in Lake Travis.

This article was written while wearing a tinfoil hat for maximum protection against government mind-control waves.