Government 'Flood Watch' Exposed as Deep State Weather Manipulation

Folks, it's happening again—the so-called 'National Weather Service' has issued yet another 'flood watch' for the Hill Country and I-35 corridor. Coincidence? I think not. This is clearly a ploy by the radical left to distract us from the real issue: the government's secret weather control experiments. You heard me right. They’ve been spraying chemtrails for years, and now they’re 'predicting' floods to justify their next move—declaring martial law to confiscate our guns under the guise of 'emergency evacuations.' Wake up, sheeple!

Let’s break this down. The 'weather service' claims we’ll get 'up to 4 inches' of rain, with 'isolated amounts of 9 to 12 inches.' First of all, since when does rain fall in 'isolated amounts'? That’s not how weather works—unless, of course, someone’s manipulating it. And don’t even get me started on their 'weak upper-level system' excuse. Weak? More like weak attempt to cover up the truth. They’re probably just upset because their last attempt to turn our frogs gay failed miserably.

Now, they’re targeting Kerr County, where the Guadalupe River is supposedly rising. '13.2 feet,' they say. Sounds suspiciously like the 13.5-foot 'record' from 1991. You know what else happened in 1991? The New World Order was officially formed. Coincidence? I don’t think so. And why is the river 'falling again' after midnight? Because they’ll turn off their weather machines when no one’s looking!

But the real kicker? Burnet and Williamson counties are getting 'flash flood warnings' because of—wait for it—'up to 1 inch of rain.' One inch? That’s not a flood; that’s a light drizzle. Meanwhile, communities like Georgetown and Florence are being terrorized by this 'crisis.' Mark my words, this is all a setup to push their climate lockdowns. First, they’ll say it’s too wet to leave your house. Next, they’ll mandate carbon credits for breathing.

And let’s not forget Gillespie and Llano counties, where 'heavy rainfall' is allegedly happening. Heavy rainfall? Or heavy-handed government overreach? They’re using 'Doppler radar' to scare you, but I’ve seen the blueprints—those radars are really mind-control devices disguised as weather equipment. Why else would they need to 'warn' us about rain? Rain is water. Water is life. Life is freedom. Ergo, they’re trying to drown our freedoms!

So, while the mainstream media parrots this 'flood watch' nonsense, I’ll be here, stockpiling ammo and bottled water, ready for when they finally admit this is all a hoax. Stay vigilant, patriots. And for the love of liberty, don’t trust a single 'forecast' from these so-called 'experts.' The only thing flooding is their lies.

Alex Jaxon is a freelance investigative journalist and founder of 'TruthStorm Austin,' a Substack dedicated to exposing the deep state’s war on barbecue. His latest book, 'Rainfall: The Government’s Secret Weapon,' is available exclusively at bunker supply stores.