DISASTER TYRANNY: Feds Crack Down on Patriotic Flood Relief Efforts

In a shocking turn of events, the so-called 'authorities' are once again trying to suppress the heroic efforts of everyday patriots who just want to help their neighbors. That’s right, folks—Big Government has struck again, this time by daring to ask volunteers to register before charging into disaster zones like a herd of well-intentioned buffalo.

According to the 'official narrative,' unregistered volunteers are causing traffic jams, disrupting search efforts, and—get this—putting themselves in danger. Oh, the horror! Since when did common sense and basic safety protocols become a tool of the deep state? Clearly, this is just another ploy to control the masses and prevent the good people of Texas from exercising their God-given right to wade through floodwaters in flip-flops.

Let’s break this down, shall we? The powers-that-be claim that 'self-deploying' volunteers are clogging up roads, slowing down first responders, and—most egregiously—taking photos of the destruction. That’s right, folks. In the dystopian future we now inhabit, even documenting a disaster is now considered a crime. Next thing you know, they’ll be telling us we can’t livestream our heroic efforts for the 'gram.

And don’t even get me started on the safety protocols. Since when did 'wearing proper attire' and 'not bringing children into active disaster zones' become mandatory? This is Texas, people! We thrive on danger! If our ancestors had waited for 'official permission' to do anything, we’d still be living in covered wagons.

But here’s the real kicker: these so-called 'relief organizations' are collaborating with federal agencies. That’s right—the same feds who probably caused the floods with their weather-controlling HAARP machines are now managing the recovery. Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t about efficiency—it’s about control. They don’t want independent patriots helping their neighbors because that undermines their narrative that we need them.

And let’s talk about the emotional manipulation. They’re trotting out heartwarming stories of an 11-year-old boy who just wanted to help—in Crocs, no less—to guilt-trip us into compliance. Well, I’ve got news for them: real Texans don’t need permission to lend a hand. If we see someone in need, we help. End of story.

So, to all you brave souls out there who just want to do something—keep fighting the good fight. Ignore the naysayers, the bureaucrats, and the so-called 'experts.' The revolution won’t be organized, and neither should disaster relief.

Stay vigilant, stay free, and for the love of all that’s holy, watch out for snakes.