Guadalupe River 'Flooding'? More Like Government Misdirection!

Oh, sure, Kerr County is ordering evacuations and suspending searches because of 'flooding.' That’s what they want you to think. But let me ask you this—when was the last time you saw a river rise this fast without some kind of government intervention? Coincidence? I think not.

First, they tell us 103 people died in a 'flash flood' on Independence Day. Convenient timing, isn’t it? While you were busy grilling hot dogs and waving flags, the so-called 'authorities' were busy covering up their latest disaster. And now, just as volunteers start poking around the riverbanks, suddenly there’s another flood warning? How predictable.

And don’t even get me started on the 'emergency alerts.' Oh, the Guadalupe River is rising? Big surprise! Maybe if the city council wasn’t too busy installing bike lanes and banning plastic straws, they’d have built a proper flood control system. But no—instead, they’re too busy redirecting traffic to the 'Cade Loop bridge crossing.' Sounds like a great way to funnel people into a controlled evacuation zone, if you ask me.

And let’s talk about these 'low water crossings.' You ever notice how they always fail at the worst possible moment? Almost like someone’s flipping a switch. I’m not saying it’s HAARP, but I’m also not not saying it.

Meanwhile, the sheriff’s office is out here warning people not to travel unless they’re 'fleeing an area subject to flooding.' Oh, how generous of them to allow us to flee! Next thing you know, they’ll be handing out FEMA camps—I mean, 'shelters'—and telling us it’s for our own safety. Wake up, sheeple!

And of course, the mainstream media is just regurgitating the official narrative. 'Heavy rains,' 'flash floods,' 'life-threatening situation'—blah, blah, blah. Where’s the investigation into the real cause? Where’s the accountability?

But hey, at least they’re consistent. Every time there’s a 'natural disaster,' it’s always the same story: evacuate, comply, and don’t ask questions. Well, I’ve got questions. And until someone gives me real answers, I’ll be over here stockpiling bottled water and tin foil. You know, just in case.

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