Government Weather Machines Strike Again: Lampasas 'Flooding' Exposed as Deep State Hoax

Oh, sure, the 'Lampasas River' is 'surging to 30 feet.' That’s what they want you to think. But folks, let me ask you this—have you ever seen a river 'surge' on its own? No! This is clearly another case of the radical left-wing weather machine at work. I’ve been saying it for years: Big Government controls the rain, and now they’re weaponizing it to justify more 'emergency funding' for their woke climate agenda.

And don’t even get me started on the 'deadly flooding' narrative. Convenient, isn’t it, that this 'tragedy' happens right after the state legislature rejected a bill to ban gas stoves? Coincidence? I think not. This is a false flag operation to push their green energy nonsense. Next thing you know, they’ll be telling us the river is 'angry' because we didn’t recycle enough.

And Abbott’s out here with Task Force 1, acting like some kind of hero. Please. If he really cared, he’d be investigating the secret underground tunnels where the globalists are stockpiling rain clouds. But no, he’s too busy playing along with the deep state’s script. Wake up, people! The Lampasas River isn’t flooding—it’s rebelling against the tyranny of tofu and bike lanes.

And those 'photos' and 'videos'? Probably CGI. I bet if you zoom in, you’ll find a Starbucks cup floating in the water—proof this was staged by coastal elites who hate Texas. Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there… and it’s probably buried under 30 feet of government-manufactured water.