McDonald's Flood Relief or Secret Deep State Funding? You Decide.

In a shocking turn of events that can only be described as 'suspiciously charitable,' McDonald's—yes, the same McDonald's that allegedly puts 'mind-control chemicals' in their McNuggets—has announced they will donate a portion of their sales to flood relief efforts. Coincidence? I think not.

Let’s break this down, folks. The so-called 'Texas Together' fundraiser is happening from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Tuesday. Why those specific hours? Because that’s when the lunch rush happens, and they know you’ll be too busy scarfing down a Big Mac to question where your money is really going. And who’s the beneficiary? The Salvation Army. You know, the same organization that’s been accused of being a front for—wait for it—globalist soup redistribution programs.

Now, I’m not saying McDonald’s is using this 'charity' as a cover to launder money into the deep state’s tofu-based agenda, but I’m also not not saying that. Think about it: floods happen, people suffer, and suddenly McDonald’s swoops in like some kind of 'hero'? Please. This is the same corporation that once tried to convince us the McRib was a 'limited-time offer' when we all know it’s just reconstituted pork byproduct held together by corporate lies.

And let’s talk about the timing. These floods didn’t just 'happen.' They were engineered. By who? I don’t know, but I bet it’s the same people who want to take away our gas stoves and replace them with 'energy-efficient' microwaves. Wake up, sheeple! McDonald’s isn’t here to help—they’re here to distract you while the elites replace your Whataburger with lab-grown 'meat.'

So next time you’re tempted to buy a Happy Meal 'for charity,' ask yourself: is this really about helping flood victims, or is it just another scheme to fund the underground bunkers where they’re stockpiling all the good BBQ sauce? The truth is out there. Follow the money—preferably in cash, because you know they’re tracking your card purchases. Stay vigilant, my friends.