EXCLUSIVE: BBQ Charity Exposed as Deep-State Recruitment Center

The Deep State’s Latest Plot: BBQ Charity Front for Socialist Indoctrination

Folks, I’ve uncovered the truth, and it’s more sinister than you could ever imagine. What the mainstream media is calling a "heartwarming story" about a former convict helping the homeless is actually a carefully orchestrated deep-state operation to turn Austin into a tofu-scented commune. That’s right—Sherman Haywood isn’t just serving brisket; he’s serving communism on a bun.

Let’s break it down. This so-called "Hungry Hill Foundation" is funded by an anonymous donor who just happened to drop $3.8 million into the lap of Chase Wright, a man with a conveniently troubled past. Coincidence? I think not. This is classic deep-state playbook: find a guy with a sob story, give him a pile of untraceable cash, and watch as he "helps" the homeless by… gasp… making them work for $20.80 an hour. That’s not charity, folks—that’s indentured servitude with a side of coleslaw.

And don’t even get me started on the "transitional housing." Six homes, all in East Austin, all owned by a real estate developer who refuses to disclose their locations? That’s not compassion—that’s a FEMA camp trial run! Wake up, sheeple! They’re herding the unhoused into undisclosed locations, probably to brainwash them into voting for more bike lanes and higher taxes.

But the real kicker? The foundation’s "four-tier program." Tier one: picking up trash. Tier two: more trash, plus a car wash. Tier three: construction work. Tier four: you’re on your own, comrade! This isn’t job training—it’s a dystopian corporate ladder where the rungs are made of recycled kombucha bottles. And guess who benefits? The city of Austin, which just happened to award them a contract to clean up Bartholomew Park. That’s your tax dollars at work, funding a woke reeducation camp disguised as a charity.

And let’s talk about the food. "Donated from local restaurants"? Sure, because nothing says "altruism" like handing out day-old quinoa bowls to the unhoused while whispering, "Have you considered veganism?" This is how they get you. First, it’s free BBQ. Next thing you know, you’re wearing a hemp poncho and protesting fossil fuels.

So, to recap: an anonymous billionaire, a shadowy real estate developer, and a guy who used to live on the streets are now running a "nonprofit" that just happens to align perfectly with the city’s radical agenda. Wake up, Austin! Your BBQ is being weaponized, and Sherman Haywood is the deep state’s pitmaster. Pass the sauce—and the tin foil hats. We’re gonna need them.