Flood Relief or Deep-State Psyop? The Disturbing Truth Behind Texas Students’ "Charity"

In a shocking turn of events that has this reporter questioning everything, Central Texas students have allegedly volunteered to help flood victims—without being forced by the government or paid in cryptocurrency. That’s right, folks. These so-called "heroes" are out there repairing fences, clearing debris, and even—gasp—collecting donations. Wake up, sheeple! This is clearly a deep-state psyop to make us believe in the "goodness of humanity."

Let’s break it down. These students, under the guidance of an "agriculture teacher" (code for government plant), are suddenly eager to help? Please. Where were these kids when Big Tofu was infiltrating our barbecue joints? Coincidence? I think not. And don’t even get me started on the "fundraising drive" that’s magically raised $17,350. That’s not charity—that’s money laundering for the globalist elite.

And what’s this about schools "personally checking on families"? Since when does the education-industrial complex care about people? This is clearly a cover for mass surveillance. Next thing you know, they’ll be implanting microchips in the toothbrushes they’re handing out.

But the real kicker? Students from other states are sending supplies. That’s not solidarity—that’s a coordinated attack on Texas sovereignty. Mark my words, this is all part of the UN’s Agenda 21 to flood our state (literally and figuratively) and replace our cattle with lab-grown "meat."

So while the mainstream media paints this as some heartwarming tale of community, I see the truth: another step toward the NWO. Stay vigilant, patriots. And for the love of liberty, don’t trust the toothbrushes.