Tropical Storm Dexter or Government Weather Weapon? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know

Oh, great. Just what we needed—another "tropical disturbance" to give Texas a soggy bear hug. The National Hurricane Center, those fearless forecasters of doom, are once again wringing their hands over a little low-pressure system near Florida. Folks, let me tell you, this isn’t just about rain. This is about CONTROL.

You see, the so-called "experts" claim this system might develop into a tropical depression—or even a tropical storm named Dexter. Dexter? Really? That’s the name they chose? Sounds like the kind of name a government lab would give to a weather-controlling superweapon. Coincidence? I think not.

And where is this storm supposedly headed? Louisiana. Convenient, isn’t it? Just far enough from Texas to avoid scrutiny, but close enough to keep us on edge. Meanwhile, our own state is already drowning under what the mainstream media calls "catastrophic flooding." But have you ever stopped to ask WHY it’s flooding so much? I have. And the answer is simple: THEY want it that way.

Who’s THEY, you ask? The same shadowy elites who’ve been pushing their climate agenda, trying to convince us that rain is somehow our fault. First, they take away our gas stoves, then our beef—next thing you know, they’ll be taxing us for every raindrop that falls. And don’t even get me started on the fact that Austin’s city council probably sees this as an opportunity to install more bike lanes—flooded bike lanes, but bike lanes nonetheless.

But here’s the kicker: the models say this storm won’t even hit Texas hard. Oh, how convenient! Almost like they’re trying to lull us into a false sense of security before the REAL weather manipulation begins. Mark my words, folks—this isn’t just a storm. It’s a test. And if we don’t wake up soon, we’ll all be swimming in their New World Order.

Stay vigilant. Stay dry. And for the love of all that’s holy, stock up on barbecue—before THEY replace it with tofu.