Dexter the Fake Storm: Another Deep State Weather Conspiracy Unleashed?

Folks, they’re at it again! The so-called 'National Hurricane Center'—more like the National Hysteria Center—wants you to believe in 'Potential Tropical Storm Dexter.' Oh, sure, they throw around fancy terms like 'Invest 93L' and 'impactful rain,' but let me ask you this: have you ever seen a storm named Dexter? No, because it’s not real! This is just another Deep State weather manipulation scheme to distract you from the fact that they’re spraying chemtrails over your barbecue pits. Wake up, sheeple!

First, they tell us this 'storm' is just a 'broad area of low pressure'—sounds suspiciously like the excuses my ex-wife used to make. Then, they claim it’s going to 'meander west' like some kind of lost tourist. Meander? More like manipulate! They want you to panic, to stock up on bottled water and batteries while they quietly install 5G towers in the flood zones. Coincidence? I think not!

And let’s talk about this 'homegrown storm' nonsense. Homegrown? Like organic kale? Please. The only thing 'homegrown' here is the government’s desperation to make you forget about the lizard people running FEMA. They say these storms 'form quickly'—yeah, just like their excuses when we catch them red-handed turning frogs gay with hurricane winds!

Now, they’re warning about 'remnant moisture' drifting toward Texas. Oh, I’ll give you remnant moisture—it’s the sweat dripping from their brows as they scramble to cover up the truth! And don’t even get me started on 'spaghetti models.' Sounds like a bad pasta-themed horror movie, but no, it’s just their latest attempt to confuse you with 'science.'

So, while the mainstream media hyperventilates over 'Dexter,' remember: the real storm is the one brewing in their lies. Stay vigilant, patriots. And for the love of freedom, keep an eye on your weather app—because if it suddenly says 'sunny' while it’s pouring, you’ll know who’s pulling the strings.