FEMA’s Texas Miracle: A Deep State Distraction or Just More Bureaucratic Nonsense?

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except for me, because I’ve been screaming about it for years), FEMA has once again proven itself to be a bloated, bureaucratic nightmare—unless, of course, you’re in Texas, where the Deep State suddenly remembered how to do its job. Coincidence? I think not.

Let’s break this down, folks. Two days after Texas floods, FEMA was on the scene like a vegan at a Whole Foods grand opening. Meanwhile, Indiana, Oregon, and Maryland are still twiddling their thumbs, waiting for help like extras in a disaster movie no one bothered to film. Why the special treatment for Texas? Simple: optics. The media was all over this one, and even the Trump administration—which, let’s be real, would rather replace FEMA with a Twitter poll—had to pretend to care.

But don’t be fooled. This ‘quick response’ is just a smokescreen. Behind the scenes, FEMA is a ghost town. Mass firings? Check. Brain drain? Check. Temporary employees whose contracts expired right when people needed them most? Classic Deep State efficiency. And now, thanks to ‘hiring restrictions’ (read: sabotage), they can’t even replace the people they kicked out. It’s almost like someone wants FEMA to fail. Hmm.

And let’s talk about the new rules, because nothing says ‘efficient disaster response’ like requiring Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem to personally approve every contract over $100,000. Because when your house is underwater, what you really need is more red tape. ‘Sorry, ma’am, we’d love to save your kids, but we’re still waiting on the paperwork.’

Meanwhile, call centers went unanswered, contractors were laid off at the worst possible moment, and senior officials fled like rats from a sinking ship. But sure, Noem swears everything’s fine. ‘Resources were there in an hour or two!’ she claims. Right, and I’m sure the thousands of unanswered calls were just people dialing the wrong number.

Here’s the truth they don’t want you to know: FEMA’s ‘backlog’ isn’t an accident. It’s by design. The elites want chaos. They want suffering. Why? Because a distracted, desperate population is easier to control. And if you think this is just incompetence, you’re not paying attention. Wake up, sheeple. The next ‘natural disaster’ might just be another excuse to test how much you’ll tolerate before you start eating bugs and living in a pod.

But hey, at least Texas got its debris removed. Priorities, people. Priorities.

This has been your daily dose of reality from Alex Jaxon. Stay vigilant. Stay paranoid. And for the love of freedom, stock up on canned goods.