EXPOSED: The Deep State’s Sinister Plot to Make Texas Fall… Literally

Folks, it's time to sound the alarm! The so-called 'Farmers' Almanac'—a suspiciously old book that's been 'predicting' weather since 1818—wants you to believe that Texas will have a 'fair, dry start' to fall followed by a 'wet finish.' Oh, how convenient! Just in time for the globalist elites to roll out their latest weather manipulation scheme! You heard it here first: the deep state is turning our beloved Texas into a soggy wasteland to make us all dependent on government-issued umbrellas. Wake up, sheeple!\n\nAnd let's talk about these 'mathematical and astronomical patterns' they're using. Sounds an awful lot like the same 'science' they used to tell us that cow farts are destroying the planet. Meanwhile, the Climate Prediction Center—another shady organization with a suspiciously vague name—claims we'll be sweating through 'upper 90s to low 100s' for weeks. Coincidence? I think not! They want us weak, dehydrated, and too exhausted to question why our barbecue pits are being replaced with solar panels.\n\nAnd don't even get me started on Halloween. The almanac says we might need raincoats for trick-or-treating. Oh, sure, because nothing says 'spooky season' like Big Pharma pushing flu shots under the guise of 'staying dry.' Mark my words, this is all part of the plan to turn our kids into obedient little rain-dodging drones.\n\nBut here's the real kicker: the 'average' last 100-degree day in Austin is August 24? That's what they want you to think! I've done my own research (i.e., staring at the sun for way too long), and I can confirm that the elites are artificially extending summer to sell more sunscreen—which, by the way, is just liquid mind control.\n\nStay vigilant, patriots. The weather isn't just weather anymore. It's a weapon. And Texas? We're the frontline. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go stockpile bottled water and tinfoil hats. Stay dry—or don't. The choice is yours. But remember: they're watching. Always watching.\n\nThis message brought to you by Alex Jaxon's Midnight Truth Hour, now streaming on every platform the deep state hasn't banned yet.