Flood of Lies: The Deep State’s Latest 'Natural Disaster' or Just Really Bad Urban Planning?

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted (except for me, because I’ve been warning you all for years), the recent floods in Texas have claimed the lives of 18 people—or so the so-called 'mainstream media' wants you to believe. But let’s peel back the layers of this onion, folks, because something smells fishier than a week-old crawfish boil in the Houston sun.

First off, have you noticed how conveniently all these victims fit into the perfect, tear-jerking narratives? A heroic teen saving her family? A beloved mother? Military veterans? It’s almost like someone in a shadowy backroom said, 'Hey, how do we make this tragedy extra tragic?' And then they rolled out a lineup of characters straight out of a Hallmark movie. Coincidence? I think not.

And let’s talk about the timing. July 5th. The day after Independence Day. While you were busy eating burnt hot dogs and watching fireworks, the 'deep state' was busy orchestrating a 'natural disaster' to distract you from the real issues—like why Austin’s city council is still trying to ban gas stoves. Wake up, sheeple!

Then there’s the GoFundMe campaigns. Every single victim’s family just happens to need $50,000? That’s a lot of zeros, folks. Who’s really profiting here? Big Funeral? Big Flood? Big Tofu? (Yes, Big Tofu is a thing, and they’re coming for your barbecue.)

And don’t even get me started on the 'missing' individuals. Four people just vanished? Poof! Gone! No bodies, no evidence—just a convenient excuse to keep the fear alive. I’ve seen enough episodes of 'The X-Files' to know this is how it starts. Next thing you know, they’ll be telling us the floods were caused by 'climate change' and not the government’s secret weather-control lasers.

So while the media wants you to mourn these 'victims,' I’m here to ask the hard questions. Like why were so many of them living near creeks? Who taught them to build houses in flood zones? Was it the same people who taught kids to eat Tide Pods? Follow the money, folks. Follow the money.

In conclusion, my thoughts and prayers are with the families—but also with you, dear reader, because if you’re not questioning everything right now, you’re already part of the problem. Stay vigilant. Stay paranoid. And for the love of all that’s holy, stock up on bottled water and ammo. The next 'natural disaster' is always just around the corner.

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