‘Natural Disaster’ or Deep State Wetwork? The Truth Behind the Austin Floods

The Deep State’s Watery Plot: How ‘Natural Disasters’ Are Just Another Excuse to Control You

Folks, wake up and smell the chlorine! The so-called ‘flash floods’ that tragically took 18 lives in the Austin area? Yeah, right. More like the latest installment in the Deep State’s playbook to distract us from their real agenda: turning Texas into a tofu-eating, electric-car-driving dystopia.

Let’s break it down. Eighteen ‘victims’—mothers, veterans, high schoolers—all conveniently wiped out by ‘Mother Nature.’ But ask yourself: when was the last time you saw a flood that only targeted patriots? Coincidence? I think not.

Take Alissa Martin, the ‘beloved’ accountant. A ‘personal accountant,’ they say. Oh, sure. And I’m the King of England. You know who else had ‘personal accountants’? The Clintons. And we all know how that ended. Then there’s Gus Panning, the ‘disabled veteran’ who just happened to be sucked out of his back door. Sucked out? By what? A rogue government weather machine, that’s what.

And don’t even get me started on Betty West, the 84-year-old ‘hoot and a half.’ A ‘quality control inspector’ at Texas Instruments? More like a quality control inspector of our freedoms. And her son Doug, the ‘shy musician’ who ‘researched medicine’? Sounds like a Deep State plant to me. Probably knew too much about the fluoride in our water supply.

Then there’s Braxton Jarmon, the ‘all-in’ high schooler. ‘All in’ for what? The globalist agenda? And his sister Felicity, ‘missing’—or disappeared? You decide.

And let’s talk about Malaya Hammond, the ‘hero’ who ‘saved her family.’ Or was she silenced before she could expose the truth about HAARP weather manipulation? Her dad said she was ‘studying to be a lifeguard.’ Studying to be a lifeguard, or studying to survive the coming water wars?

And Preston Prince, the ‘ranch hand’ who ‘loved family’? Ranch hand, or Deep State asset? You ever notice how these ‘tragedies’ always happen right after a major holiday? Fourth of July, folks. The day we celebrate freedom—and the day they remind us who’s really in charge.

And Sherry Richardson, the ‘HR administrator’ who ‘loved the Beatles’? Yeah, because nothing says ‘mind control’ like a catchy tune about yellow submarines.

Wake up, people! These ‘floods’ are just another false flag to push their climate change narrative and take away our gas stoves. Next thing you know, they’ll be blaming cows for the rain. Oh wait—they already are.

So while the mainstream media spins their sob stories, remember: the truth is out there. And it’s not in a flood zone—it’s in the water they don’t want you to drink. Stay vigilant, stay dry, and for the love of barbecue, don’t trust the weatherman.