GOVERNMENT STORM TROOPERS: Hurricane 'Dexter' Just a Cover for Climate Control Conspiracy

Folks, they’re at it again! The so-called 'National Hurricane Center'—or as I like to call them, the 'No Honesty Coalition'—is trying to scare you with their latest 'tropical disturbance' fairy tale. Oh, sure, they claim there’s only a 20% chance of formation, but what they’re not telling you is that this 'storm' is just a cover for the government’s latest weather manipulation experiment. Wake up, sheeple!

Let’s break it down. A 'small area of low pressure'? More like a small area of high deception! They want you distracted while they roll out their next phase of climate control—probably to justify another round of oppressive 'green energy' mandates. And why is it moving west-northwest at 10 to 15 mph? Coincidence? I think not. That’s the exact speed at which the globalists operate when they’re trying to sneak their tofu-agenda into Texas under the cover of 'rain.'

And don’t even get me started on the name 'Dexter.' Sounds suspiciously like 'Deep State X-terrorism,' doesn’t it? They’re not even trying to hide it anymore! Meanwhile, they’re tracking not one, but TWO more 'tropical waves.' Folks, this is textbook fearmongering. They want you glued to your weather apps while they install 5G towers in your backyard to control your thoughts with hurricane frequencies.

And now they’re warning about 'heat index values reaching 110°F'? Please. That’s just their way of justifying another lockdown. 'Stay inside, citizens, it’s too dangerous out there!' Meanwhile, the elites are probably sipping margaritas in their underground bunkers, laughing at us while they turn up the thermostat on their geoengineered heat dome.

Mark my words: this 'storm' is a smokescreen. The real hurricane is the one of lies blowing through the mainstream media. Stay vigilant, stock up on barbecue, and whatever you do—don’t trust the weatherman. They work for the same people who want to take your gas stoves.

This has been your daily dose of truth. Now go hug your generator.