FEMA's 'Disaster Relief' or Government's Latest Wet Work? The Flood of Lies Continues

Oh, what a coincidence that Travis County suddenly gets a flood of federal dollars right after the so-called "flash floods"—or should I say, the government-engineered weather event? That’s right, folks, while you were busy bailing out your basements, the deep state was busy bailing out their buddies with your tax dollars. And who’s handing out the cash? None other than FEMA, the same folks who probably caused the floods in the first place to justify their bloated budget. Wake up, sheeple!

Governor Greg Abbott—who, let’s be honest, is probably in on it—claims this is all about "resilience" and "rebuilding." But we all know what’s really happening: another excuse to funnel money into "infrastructure repairs" that will mysteriously disappear into the pockets of shadowy contractors. And don’t even get me started on County Judge Andy Brown’s "safety orders." Banning recreational use of Lake Travis near Cow Creek? Sounds like a cover-up to me. What are they really hiding in that water? Chemicals? Mind-control agents? The missing ballots from the last election?

And of course, the mainstream media is lapping it up, dutifully reporting on "disaster relief" like it’s some noble cause. Meanwhile, they’re ignoring the real question: why does FEMA always show up after the disaster? Almost like they knew it was coming. And now they’re offering "Individual Assistance"—because nothing says "benevolent government" like making you fill out paperwork to prove you deserve help after they flooded your house.

So next time you see a FEMA truck rolling into town, ask yourself: are they here to help, or are they here to finish the job? Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there—and it’s probably underwater.