Mosquito Apocalypse: Globalist Blood-Suckers Target Type O Patriots in Latest Deep State Plot

The so-called 'experts' at Austin Public Health want you to believe that mosquitoes are just a natural nuisance after the floods. But I’ve done my own research, folks, and let me tell you—this is no accident. The sudden surge of bloodthirsty mosquitoes? It’s all part of the Deep State’s latest plot to control the population. And guess what? They’re targeting Type O blood. Coincidence? I think not.

First, they came for our barbecue, replacing it with kale and quinoa. Now, they’re weaponizing mosquitoes to drain the lifeblood of true patriots—literally. The 'studies' they cite? Funded by Big Pharma and the same globalists who want us all eating lab-grown meat. They claim mosquitoes prefer Type O, but what they’re not telling you is that Type O is the most common blood type among freedom-loving Texans. Wake up, sheeple!

And don’t even get me started on their 'prevention tips.' Dump standing water? Sure, if you want to play right into their hands. The elites WANT you to disrupt nature’s balance so they can roll out their patented, government-approved mosquito-zapping drones (patent pending, probably). And those 'mosquito dunks' they recommend? Probably laced with mind-control chemicals. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bill Gates himself is behind this.

Their so-called 'safe repellents'? A joke. DEET? More like D-E-E-P State Toxin. They want you slathering chemicals on your skin while they laugh from their underground bunkers. And the 'natural' alternatives? Probably harvested by child labor in some woke commune. Meanwhile, they’re telling you to wear light colors—next thing you know, they’ll mandate pastel uniforms for all citizens. It’s the slippery slope to totalitarianism!

And let’s talk about the real victims here: our dogs. That’s right, folks. The globalists are coming for Fido too. Heartworm? More like HEARTLESS-worm, am I right? They’re turning man’s best friend into a biological weapon. Mark my words, the next step is mandatory mosquito collars embedded with tracking chips.

So what’s the solution? Arm yourself. Stock up on tinfoil hats (mosquitoes hate the electromagnetic shield), invest in a flamethrower (for 'yard maintenance'), and most importantly—don’t trust a single word from these 'public health officials.' They’re in on it. Stay vigilant, stay paranoid, and for the love of liberty, stop breathing so heavily. They’re tracking your carbon dioxide emissions.

This is Alex Jaxon, signing off. The truth is out there—if you’re brave enough to swat through the lies.