EXCLUSIVE: Deep State Using 'High Pressure Systems' to Control Your Mind (And Your BBQ)

Oh, sure, the so-called "weather experts" want you to believe it's just another typical July week in Austin. But I’ve done my own research—real research—and let me tell you, this isn’t just about sunshine and breezes. This is a government-engineered weather manipulation scheme designed to keep you docile while they pump chemtrails into our skies.

First, they hit us with the "dry weekend" propaganda. Oh, look, no rain! As if that’s natural in July. Meanwhile, the deep state is using those "upper-atmosphere low pressure systems" to control our minds. Ever notice how you feel a little dumber when the humidity rises? That’s not coincidence—that’s Big Weather at work.

And don’t even get me started on this "tropical moisture" nonsense. They want you to think it’s just a little rain, but I’ve seen the satellite images. Those "disturbances"? Those are weather weapon tests being conducted by rogue factions within the National Weather Service. 87-degree water? That’s not natural warming—that’s HAARP technology heating up the Gulf to justify their next fake hurricane.

Mark my words, folks: By the weekend, they’ll be telling us to "monitor the tropics" while secretly deploying cloud-seeding drones to flood Austin and force us all into FEMA camps. And why? Because they can’t stand that we still have real barbecue while they’re stuck eating lab-grown "meat" in their underground bunkers.

Wake up, sheeple! The weather isn’t just happening—it’s being orchestrated. And if you think I’m crazy, just ask yourself: Why does the government always know the forecast before it happens? Because they’re the ones making it.