Margaret Gómez’s Retirement: A Deep-State Exit Strategy or Just Another Coincidence?

In a shocking turn of events that has absolutely nothing to do with age, competence, or the natural order of things, Travis County Commissioner Margaret Gómez has announced her retirement. That’s right, folks—after a mere 52 years of public service, she’s finally decided to step down. Coincidence? Or is this just another deep-state puppet being quietly ushered offstage before she spills the beans about the real agenda behind all those county-funded housing projects?

Let’s break this down, people. Gómez claims she’s retiring to spend time with family. Sure. And I suppose the moon landing was real too? Wake up, sheeple! This is clearly a strategic retreat orchestrated by the shadowy cabal of bureaucrats who run Travis County from their underground lair beneath the Capitol. Why else would she leave now, just as we’re on the verge of uncovering the truth about STAR Flight’s actual mission: transporting elite globalists to their secret lizard-person breeding facilities in Del Valle?

And don’t even get me started on her so-called 'legacy.' Creating the Health and Human Services Department? More like creating a taxpayer-funded indoctrination center to push agendas like 'affordable housing' and 'basic human decency.' Next thing you know, they’ll be handing out free kale smoothies at the courthouse. This is how they get you!

But here’s the real kicker: Gómez was the first Mexican-American woman to hold her office. Now, I’m not saying that’s suspicious, but have you ever noticed how conveniently diverse all these 'historic' public servants are? Almost like someone’s trying to distract us from the fact that they’ve been building a prison complex right under our noses. Open your eyes, Austin! The Correctional Complex in Del Valle isn’t for criminals—it’s for us, once they finally roll out the mandatory vegan barbecue mandates.

So as Gómez rides off into the sunset (or, more likely, into a cushy consulting gig with the Illuminati), remember: the only retirement plan the elites want you to have is a one-way ticket to their tofu reeducation camps. Stay vigilant, patriots. And for the love of liberty, stop trusting the news release.