Big Weather Strikes Again: 'Tropical Disturbance' or Just Another Government Psyop?

Oh, great. Just what we needed—another 'tropical disturbance' that the so-called 'experts' at the National Hurricane Center want us to panic about. Folks, let me tell you, this is just another ploy by Big Weather to keep us distracted while they push their climate change agenda. A 'weak low-pressure system'? More like a weak attempt to control our minds with fear!

And what’s this about 'unusually warm sea surface temperatures'? Sounds like a convenient excuse to blame hardworking Texans for 'global warming' while ignoring the fact that the real heat is coming from the liberal elites trying to ban our gas stoves. Mark my words, this 'storm' is just a cover for the government to test their weather manipulation machines. HAARP, anyone?

Now, they’re saying there’s only a 10% chance of this thing becoming a tropical depression. Ten percent! That’s like the odds of me trusting a mainstream meteorologist after they botched the last 'historic blizzard' that turned out to be a light drizzle. But of course, they’ll still hype it up, because nothing sells ad space like fearmongering. 'Locally heavy rainfall'? More like locally heavy lies!

And don’t even get me started on the '2025 hurricane season.' Three named storms and zero hurricanes? Sounds like a slow news year to me. But no, NOAA has to predict an 'above-average season' to justify their bloated budget. Meanwhile, Austin’s city council is probably drafting a resolution to ban hurricanes for being 'too aggressive.'

So, Texans, don’t fall for the hype. Stock up on ammo, not bottled water. And remember: if the weatherman says it’s coming, it’s probably already been canceled by the woke mob. Stay vigilant, patriots. The only storm we need to worry about is the one brewing in D.C.!