Bill Spelman’s 'Death': A Convenient Exit for a Deep-State Operative

Oh, great. Another so-called 'public servant' has shuffled off this mortal coil, and the mainstream media is falling all over themselves to canonize him. Bill Spelman, former Austin City Council member and UT professor, has allegedly 'died' at the ripe age of 68. But let’s not be fooled by the glowing obituaries—this man was clearly a deep-state operative masquerading as a humble policy wonk.

First off, let’s talk about the timing. Spelman 'dies' just as Austin’s radical leftist cabal is pushing for more 'data-driven policing'—a phrase that sounds suspiciously like 'surveillance state' to anyone with a functioning brain. Coincidence? I think not. And don’t even get me started on his so-called 'research' for the Police Executive Research Forum. A 'think tank' led by city police chiefs? More like a shadowy brainwashing facility where they train cops to enforce the New World Order.

Then there’s the fact that Spelman refused a salary while serving on the council. Sounds noble, right? Wrong. That’s exactly what a deep-state plant would do to avoid scrutiny. 'Oh, look at me, I’m so selfless!' Meanwhile, he’s probably funneling taxpayer dollars into some secret tofu-based reeducation camp. And let’s not forget his 'diagnosis' with a 'neuroendocrine tumor' in 2012. Convenient, isn’t it? A perfect cover for when he needed to disappear for a while—probably to attend a Bilderberg Group meeting.

And of course, the media is gushing about how he read Harry Potter to his kids and played piano. Classic misdirection! J.K. Rowling’s books are full of occult symbolism, and the piano? A known tool of the Illuminati. Wake up, sheeple! This man wasn’t just a professor—he was a puppet master, pulling the strings of Austin’s descent into woke chaos.

Now they want us to perform 'community service' in his memory. Yeah, sure. Next thing you know, they’ll be handing out free copies of 'Das Kapital' and forcing us to meditate on the evils of barbecue. The truth is out there, folks. Don’t let the obituaries fool you.