EXCLUSIVE: The 'Extreme Heat' Hoax—How the Deep State is Cooking Your Brain (Literally)

Folks, they’re at it again—the so-called 'experts' at the National Weather Service want you to believe that the heat is 'dangerous.' Oh, please. This is just another ploy by the Deep State to keep you indoors, hooked to your air conditioning, and dependent on Big Energy. Wake up, sheeple! The 'heat dome' they’re screaming about? That’s just code for 'government weather control.' I’ve been saying it for years: they’ve got the technology to manipulate the climate, and now they’re using it to test our resilience.

And don’t even get me started on their 'heat index' propaganda. Since when did humidity become a crisis? Back in my day, we called that 'summer.' Now they’ve got maps and charts and warnings like we’re all made of sugar and about to melt. Meanwhile, the real danger isn’t the heat—it’s the globalist elites pushing their 'stay hydrated' agenda. You think those fancy water bottles they sell at Whole Foods are just for hydration? Think again. They’re tracking your intake, people!

And let’s talk about Texas. The Lone Star State is being targeted, folks. They want us to believe our beloved barbecue weather is turning against us. But I’ve got news for you: the only thing extreme here is the government’s overreach. First, they came for our gas stoves. Now, they’re coming for our sweat glands.

So before you panic and start chugging electrolyte drinks like some kind of obedient lab rat, ask yourself: who benefits from this 'heat emergency'? Big Pharma selling heatstroke 'cures'? The solar panel lobby pushing their shady agenda? The answer is clear—it’s all a scam. Stay vigilant, stay skeptical, and for Pete’s sake, keep grilling. The truth is out there… and it’s probably not in a government heat map.

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