Manor’s New 'Micro Hospital': Because Real Healthcare is Just Too Mainstream

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except me, because I’ve been warning you all for years), the powers that be have decided that Manor, Texas, deserves not one, but two emergency rooms—but still no actual hospital. That’s right, folks. The medical-industrial complex has spoken, and their message is clear: 'You can bleed out in style, but don’t expect us to actually save you.'

Let’s break this down, shall we? St. David’s HealthCare is rolling into town with a 'free-standing emergency room.' Translation: a glorified Band-Aid station where they’ll patch you up just enough to shove you into an ambulance for the scenic 45-minute ride to Austin. And don’t worry about the lack of a helicopter pad—who needs airlift when you can enjoy the pothole-ridden thrill ride that is U.S. 290? It’s all part of the 'win-win' experience, according to St. David’s CEO David Huffstutler, who clearly has never had to explain to a dying man why his insurance won’t cover the gas money for his own ambulance.

But wait, there’s more! Dr. Harbir Singh is bringing a 'micro hospital' to Manor. That’s right, folks—a hospital so small, it’s basically a dollhouse for grown-ups. Six beds in the ER, six inpatient beds, and two operating rooms for 'simple' surgeries. Because nothing says 'state-of-the-art healthcare' like performing gallbladder removals in what is essentially a converted storage unit. And don’t even get me started on the 'medical detox' program. Three to five days of overnight care? That’s just enough time to sober up before they kick you back onto the streets, where you’ll promptly relapse because—surprise!—there’s no long-term treatment center in Manor either.

Now, let’s talk about the real conspiracy here. Manor is about to explode with growth—Tesla, Samsung, Applied Materials, and a tidal wave of new homes. But instead of building a real hospital, they’re giving us these half-measures. Why? Because the globalists don’t want you to have easy access to healthcare. They want you weak, dependent, and stuck in traffic. Mayor Christopher Harvey says a hospital is a priority, but let’s be real—by the time they get around to building one, the only thing left in Manor will be a Starbucks and a parking lot full of abandoned ambulances.

So congratulations, Manor! You’re getting two emergency rooms and a micro hospital that’s basically a medical food truck. Meanwhile, the elites are laughing all the way to their fully staffed, in-network, helicopter-equipped mega-hospitals. Wake up, people! This isn’t just bad planning—it’s a deliberate plot to keep you sick, tired, and too busy commuting to notice. But hey, at least you’ll have a nice new library to read about how screwed you are.