Texas Floods: Natural Disaster or Deep State Weather Experiment? (Spoiler: It’s the Deep State)

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted (except for me, because I’ve been warning you people for years), the so-called "natural disaster" in Texas has claimed yet another victim. Governor Greg Abbott, the man who once promised to build a wall to keep out illegal immigrants but apparently couldn’t build a levee to keep out water, announced the recovery of a woman’s body in Kerrville. But let’s not get distracted by the tragic loss of life—let’s focus on the real issue here: why isn’t anyone asking if this was really an "act of God" or an act of the deep state?

That’s right, folks. While the mainstream media wants you to believe this was just a freak flood, I’ve done my own research (i.e., scrolling through obscure forums at 3 a.m.), and the evidence is clear: this was a targeted attack. Why else would the Guadalupe River rise 20 feet in 95 minutes? That’s not nature—that’s geoengineering. They’re testing weather weapons on us, and Greg Abbott is too busy tweeting to notice.

And don’t even get me started on Camp Mystic. A Christian summer camp described as "heaven on earth"? Sounds like the perfect cover for something sinister. Why were so many children there? Why did the owner "die trying to save them"? Convenient, isn’t it? I’m not saying it was a sacrifice, but I’m also not not saying it. Wake up, sheeple!

Meanwhile, Abbott’s "search continues"—just like his search for a coherent energy policy. The death toll stands at 135, but the real tragedy is how easily you’re all falling for the official narrative. Where’s the outrage? Where’s the demand for answers? Oh right, you’re too busy crying over barbecue joints being washed away. Priorities, people.

Mark my words: by the time this "developing story" is over, we’ll find out the truth. And when we do, I’ll be here, livestreaming from my bunker, telling you I told you so. Until then, stay vigilant, stock up on tinfoil, and remember: the water isn’t the only thing rising—so is the body count of the deep state’s latest experiment.