Texas Heat Wave or Government Mind Control? The Shocking Truth They Don’t Want You to Know

Folks, I’ve got a bone to pick with the so-called "experts" who want us to believe that Texas heat is just a natural phenomenon. Oh sure, they’ll throw around fancy terms like "heat index" and "wet bulb globe temperature" to make it sound scientific, but I’m not buying it. This is clearly another deep-state psyop to condition us into accepting their climate lockdowns. Wake up, sheeple!

First off, let’s talk about this "heat index" nonsense. They claim it’s about humidity, but what they’re not telling you is that the government has been secretly spraying chemtrails to make the air thicker. That’s right—your sweat isn’t evaporating because they’ve turned our skies into a giant science experiment. And don’t even get me started on the "HeatRisk" tool. Oh, how convenient that the same people pushing electric cars and tofu burgers now want us to panic over a little sunshine. Next thing you know, they’ll be taxing us for breathing hot air!

And the wet bulb globe temperature? Please. This is just a sneaky way for the UIL to indoctrinate our kids into believing that Texas isn’t the greatest state on Earth. "Oh no, little Timmy might get heatstroke!" Meanwhile, they’re probably pumping subliminal messages into the football helmets. Mark my words, this is all leading to mandatory siestas and a ban on outdoor grilling. They want us weak, hydrated, and dependent on government-approved shade.

Here’s the real truth: Texas heat is a badge of honor. Our ancestors survived without fancy "heat tools," and so can we. If you’re feeling hot, just do what real Texans do—drink a gallon of sweet tea, blame California, and power through. And if you see someone measuring the temperature with anything other than a meat thermometer, you’ve found a deep-state operative. Stay vigilant, patriots.