Big Medicine’s Blood Thinner Conspiracy: The Shocking Truth They Don’t Want You to Know

In a shocking revelation that Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know about, so-called “scientists” at the University of Texas have unveiled their latest scheme to push blood thinners on unsuspecting stroke victims. That’s right, folks—your friendly neighborhood neurologists are now in cahoots with the anticoagulant industrial complex, and they’re coming for your avocados next.

According to Dr. Steven Warach, a man whose name suspiciously sounds like a villain from a dystopian sci-fi flick, they’ve been running four whole studies to figure out when to pump you full of blood thinners after a stroke. Four studies! That’s four times the opportunity for Big Medicine to rake in those sweet, sweet pharmaceutical kickbacks. And guess what? They’ve “discovered” that giving you these drugs earlier is better. Groundbreaking stuff, really. Next, they’ll tell us water is wet.

But here’s where it gets sinister. These newfangled blood thinners—Eliquis, Xarelto—don’t require you to avoid vitamin K-rich foods like spinach and garlic. Coincidence? I think not. The globalist elites have been trying to phase out homegrown remedies for years, and now they’ve engineered a drug that lets you keep eating their GMO-laden superfoods while lining their pockets. Wake up, sheeple!

And don’t even get me started on the BE FAST acronym. Balance, Eyes, Face, Arms, Speech, Time? More like Big Emergency, Fleece Americans, Steal Their cash. It’s all part of the deep state’s plan to keep you dependent on their hospital-industrial complex. Mark my words, next they’ll be telling us that not having a stroke is bad for your health.

So before you let some white-coated “expert” shove blood thinners down your throat, ask yourself: Who stands to profit? Spoiler alert—it’s not you. It’s the same shadowy cabal that wants to replace your brisket with quinoa. Stay vigilant, folks. And maybe invest in a tinfoil hat—just in case.