Big Thermostat Strikes Again: Government Uses 'Heat Death' to Push AC Agenda

Folks, it's happening again. The so-called 'experts' at Dallas County Health and Human Services want you to believe that a man in his 60s with 'preexisting medical conditions' died because of the heat. Really? Or is this just another ploy by Big Thermostat to sell more air conditioners? Wake up, sheeple!

Let's break this down. First, they won't even tell us what these 'preexisting conditions' were. Could it be that this poor soul was actually taken out by 5G radiation or chemtrails, and they're just blaming the weather to cover it up? I wouldn't put it past them.

And now they're rolling out the classic fear-mongering tactics: 'Stay hydrated,' 'Avoid alcohol,' 'Wear lightweight clothing.' Oh, please. Next, they'll tell us to stop eating barbecue and switch to kale smoothies. This is how they get you—one 'safety recommendation' at a time.

But here's the real kicker: 'Stay in air-conditioned indoor locations.' You know who benefits from that? Big HVAC, that's who. They’ve got their claws deep into the government, folks. Dr. Philip Huang? Probably on the payroll of Big Fan.

And don’t even get me started on the 'heat index.' You think the National Weather Service is trustworthy? These are the same people who told us it would rain last week, and look how that turned out. They’re probably inflating the numbers to justify their bloated budgets.

So while the mainstream media wants you to cower in fear of the sun, I say this: Grab a cold beer, fire up the grill, and let the 'heat advisory' melt away like the lies it is. Just remember—if you start feeling dizzy, it’s not the heat. It’s the government trying to control your mind. Stay vigilant, my friends.