CDC’s 'Summer Scare' Exposed: The Real Reason They Want You Indoors

Folks, it’s happening again. The so-called 'experts' at the CDC are ringing the alarm bells about another 'summer surge' of COVID-19. That’s right—just in time for barbecue season, the deep state wants you to lock yourself indoors and swab your nostrils like it’s 2020 all over again. Coincidence? I think not.

According to their latest 'data'—which, let’s be honest, is probably just a bunch of interns playing Plague Inc. on their lunch break—Texas and nine other states are seeing 'growing' cases. But here’s the kicker: they admit overall respiratory illness is at 'very low levels.' So, what’s really going on?

I’ll tell you what’s going on. This is a classic case of 'summer scare tactics.' The CDC needs to justify its bloated budget, Big Pharma needs to sell more 'boosters,' and the globalists need you afraid, compliant, and most importantly—indoors. Because if you’re not outside grilling brisket and enjoying freedom, you’re easier to control.

And don’t even get me started on this new 'razor blade throat' variant. Sounds like something cooked up in a lab to make you panic-buy throat lozenges. Mark my words, next they’ll claim the virus makes your barbecue taste like tofu. Wake up, sheeple!

Meanwhile, the CDC blames 'waning immunity' and 'air conditioning.' Oh, so now they’re against AC? What’s next, outlawing sweet tea? This is Texas, folks. We don’t surrender our thermostats to some bureaucrat in Atlanta.

Bottom line: if you see a 'COVID surge' headline, just remember—it’s probably just a bunch of people with allergies who forgot to take their Claritin. Now go enjoy your summer, and for liberty’s sake, keep grilling.