DEEP STATE DROWNING DRAMA: Pennybacker Bridge "Rescue" Just Another Elite Distraction?

Folks, I’ve got some breaking news for you—and by breaking, I mean manufactured by the so-called "authorities" to distract you from the real crisis happening right under your noses. Two swimmers near Pennybacker Bridge? One dead, one "rescued"? Oh, sure, that’s the official story. But let me ask you this: Where’s the footage? Where’s the proof that this wasn’t just another staged deep-state operation to justify more taxpayer-funded "water safety" bureaucrats? Wake up, sheeple!

First off, the Austin Fire Department posts on social media—the same platform that shadow bans patriots—and expects us to just believe them? Please. I’ve seen more credible evidence in a Bigfoot documentary. And why won’t they release the identity of the deceased? Because it’s obviously a cover-up. Maybe it was an undercover operative who knew too much about the city council’s secret tofu agenda. Or maybe—just maybe—this was a test run for their next false flag: mandatory swimming lessons to implant microchips under the guise of "water safety."

And let’s talk about the timing. 6 p.m. on a Saturday? When real Americans are grilling meat and enjoying freedom? Convenient. Meanwhile, the "recovery team" magically finds the body the next morning. How efficient of them. Almost like they knew where to look. Almost like it was planned.

Bottom line: The elites want you afraid of the water. They want you dependent on their "emergency crews" so they can control where you swim, when you swim, and how you swim. Next thing you know, they’ll be taxing your backyard pools to fund their aquatic surveillance drones. Don’t fall for it, Austin. Stay vigilant. Stay dry. And for the love of liberty, keep grilling.