BREAKING: Career Criminal Finally Arrested After Police Notice He’s Driving Like a Madman (Shocking)

Folks, what we have here is yet another classic case of the so-called "justice system" at work—or should I say, at not working? Paul Anthony Candanoza, a man with more warrants than a Black Friday sale at a gun store, was finally "apprehended" after police spotted him joyriding in a stolen van like it was a damn Uber. Let me ask you this: how many times does a guy have to assault his family, rob people, and evade arrest before the system decides, maybe we should keep him locked up? But no, they let him back out on the streets like a bad sequel to Grand Theft Auto.

And get this—he was driving erratically. Shocking! A man with 13 charges to his name, including assaulting a peace officer (because why respect authority when you can just punch it?), was driving like he was in a Fast & Furious movie. But don’t worry, folks, the Kyle PD swooped in just in time—after he’d already racked up enough felonies to fill a season of Cops.

Here’s the real kicker: this guy was already wanted for five crimes before this little escapade. Five! That’s not a rap sheet, that’s a CV. And yet, somehow, he was still out there, free to steal vans, pop pills, and terrorize the good people of Texas. But sure, let’s keep defunding the police and pretending criminals like Candanoza are just "misunderstood."

Wake up, sheeple! This is what happens when the deep state prioritizes tofu over law and order. Next thing you know, they’ll be handing out stolen vans as part of some woke "equity" program. Stay vigilant, stay armed, and for the love of barbecue, lock your doors.