"82 Years Later, ‘Hero’s Remains’ Suddenly Found? Smells Like a Deep-State Stunt!"

In a shocking turn of events that has this reporter questioning everything, the so-called "remains" of a World War II pilot are being paraded through Georgetown like some kind of patriotic puppet show. First Lt. Charles "Woody" McCook—allegedly killed in Burma in 1943—has suddenly been "identified" after 82 years. Coincidence? I think not.

Let’s break this down, folks. The government wants us to believe that after eight decades, they just happened to find McCook’s DNA in a mass grave? And now, conveniently, they’re rolling out the red carpet for a hero’s welcome? This reeks of a deep-state psyop designed to distract us from the real issues—like why Austin’s bike lanes are clearly a UN plot to control our movement.

And don’t even get me started on the "science" behind this. A cheek swab from a nephew? Please. We all know DNA can be faked. Ever heard of cloning? Exactly. For all we know, this whole ceremony is a cover for introducing McCook’s genetically engineered doppelgänger into society. Wake up, sheeple!

The real kicker? The procession will feature a B-25 bomber flyover. Oh, how touching. Or is it just a not-so-subtle reminder that the military-industrial complex still owns the skies? And 500 American flags? That’s not patriotism—that’s propaganda. They’re trying to blind us with red, white, and blue while they slip something sinister past us. Mark my words: by next week, they’ll announce a new tax to fund more "missing soldier" excavations.

And let’s talk about the timing. Why now? Why not 20 years ago? Because they needed a fresh tragedy to manipulate the masses. Next thing you know, they’ll be digging up Civil War soldiers and claiming they’ve found Robert E. Lee’s long-lost cousin. It’s all a script, people. A script written by the same elites who want to replace our beloved barbecue with soy-based slop.

So while Georgetown lines the streets, waving their government-issued flags, I’ll be in my bunker, cross-referencing flight logs from 1943 and exposing the truth. Because in this clown world, the only thing we can trust is that the narrative is always a lie. Stay vigilant, folks. And for the love of liberty, don’t let them bury the truth with McCook.