EXPOSED: The Deep State’s Sinister Plan Behind Texas’ ‘Affordable’ Cities

Oh, great. Just what we needed—another list of "affordable" Texas cities where the globalists can herd unsuspecting Americans like cattle into their socialist utopia. U.S. News & World Report, a known puppet of the deep state, has released its annual rankings of the "cheapest places to live," and wouldn’t you know it, eight Texas cities made the cut. Coincidence? I think not. This is clearly a ploy to lure more people into the state so the elites can monitor them with 5G towers disguised as Whataburgers.

Let’s break it down, folks. Mission, Texas? Number five? Sure, the median home price is a suspiciously low $165,761, but have you considered that this is probably where they’re building the FEMA camps? And Eagle Pass—oh, Eagle Pass—where the average commute is a mere 15 minutes. That’s not convenience, that’s conditioning. They want you docile, used to short drives before they roll out the mandatory autonomous vehicles that’ll track your every move.

Then there’s Laredo, where the median rent is $795. Sounds great until you realize that’s exactly the kind of pricing designed to attract millennials who’ll trade their freedom for avocado toast and a studio apartment with "exposed brick." And don’t even get me started on League City, where the median income is $120,670. That’s not prosperity—that’s the Illuminati testing how much they can inflate your salary before you stop questioning why your neighbor’s dog has a microchip.

And Katy? Oh, Katy. A median home value of $343,597? That’s not a steal, that’s a trap. They’re clearly using reverse psychology—make it seem like a deal so you don’t notice the black helicopters overhead. Wichita Falls, Harlingen, McAllen? All part of the grand plan, folks. Cheap living means more control. Wake up, sheeple!

But the real kicker? The top four "cheapest" cities aren’t even in Texas. Decatur, Illinois? Enid, Oklahoma? Weirton, West Virginia? Springfield, Illinois? These are clearly staging grounds for the next phase of the agenda. Mark my words, they’re preparing to relocate the entire population into these so-called "affordable" hubs where they can monitor us all under the guise of "low cost of living."

So before you pack your bags for Mission or Eagle Pass, ask yourself: why is the deep state so eager to get you there? Is it really about saving money, or is it about control? I’ll be in my bunker, stocking up on ammo and beef jerky, just in case.