Texas Health Care 'Crisis' Exposed as Deep State Hoax to Sell More Kale

Oh, what a shocker! Another 'study' from the so-called 'experts' at Wallet Hub—probably funded by the same globalist elites who want to turn our beloved Texas into a tofu-eating, bike-lane-infested wasteland. According to their 'data,' Texas ranks dead last in health care access. But let’s be real, folks—this is just more fearmongering from the deep state to push their socialist agenda.

They claim we have the highest rates of uninsured children and adults. But have they considered that maybe, just maybe, Texans are just too tough for health insurance? Why waste money on premiums when you can just rub some dirt on it and pray? That’s the Texas way! And let’s not forget the real reason behind these numbers: the liberal bureaucrats in Washington are actively sabotaging our health care system by tinkering with the Affordable Care Act. Coincidence? I think not.

And of course, the 'best' states for health care are all blue states like Massachusetts and Rhode Island. You know, the places where they probably have mandatory kale smoothies and state-sanctioned yoga breaks. No thanks! I’d rather die free than live under the thumb of Big Government Health Care.

But here’s the kicker: Texas is also 48th in physicians per capita. You know why? Because real Texans don’t need doctors—we have essential oils, backyard chiropractors, and the healing power of brisket. And dental visits? Please. Our teeth are just fine, thank you very much. If the Founding Fathers didn’t need dentists, neither do we.

So next time you see one of these 'studies,' remember: it’s all part of the plan to make you dependent on the system. Stay vigilant, stay uninsured, and most importantly—stay free. Wake up, sheeple!