Austin PD’s "Murder Arrest" Exposed as Deep State Distraction Tactic

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming—except for me, because I’ve been warning you about this for years—the Austin Police Department has allegedly arrested a suspect in a drive-by shooting. That’s right, folks, the same police force that can’t even find a stolen bike in broad daylight suddenly cracked the case on a murder. Suspicious? You bet your tinfoil hat it is.

According to the so-called "authorities," 25-year-old Kenan Greene was arrested for the murder of 18-year-old Comarri Thompson. But let’s not be fooled by their fancy press releases and "official statements." Where’s the real evidence? Where’s the footage of the so-called "shooting"? Oh, that’s right—conveniently missing, just like the surveillance tapes from every other crime the "deep state" doesn’t want you to see.

And let’s talk about the timing. This arrest comes just days after I exposed the city council’s secret plot to replace all our guns with kale smoothies. Coincidence? I think not. This is clearly a distraction, folks. They want you focused on some "murder" while they quietly pass ordinances banning backyard smokers and mandating yoga in public schools.

And don’t even get me started on the "injured girlfriend" who called 911. How do we know she’s not a crisis actor? Ever seen her before? Exactly. This whole thing reeks of a false flag operation to justify more police drones—which, by the way, are definitely being used to spy on your barbecue pits. Wake up, sheeple!

Greene’s bond amount is "unclear"? Of course it is. Because the elites don’t want you knowing how easy it is to buy your way out of their staged crimes. Meanwhile, if you jaywalk, they’ll throw you in jail and force-feed you vegan brisket. The system is rigged, people. Rigged!

So next time you hear about a "crime" in Austin, ask yourself: Who really benefits? Follow the money. Follow the tofu. And for the love of liberty, stock up on ammo before they come for yours.