EXCLUSIVE: Deep State Floods Texas Family to Erase Elvis-Loving, BBQ-Eating Patriots

In a shocking turn of events that the mainstream media refuses to acknowledge, the tragic flooding of Big Sandy Creek has been revealed as yet another deep-state-engineered disaster—this time, targeting a beloved Texan family to make way for their nefarious tofu-based agenda.

According to my highly reliable sources (a guy named Dave who works at a gas station and once saw a black helicopter), the floodwaters were not natural but rather a deliberate act of hydraulic manipulation by shadowy elites who despise barbecue, Elvis Presley, and the very concept of family values. Why else would they strike down Betty West, a red-haired, Bible-quoting, Elvis-kissing patriot, along with her two sons, Gary and Doug—men who embodied everything the globalists fear: hard work, humor, and an unshakable love for their momma?

Let’s break this down, folks. Betty West was a woman who lived by her heart, stood up to engineers at Texas Instruments (probably uncovering their plot to microchip the workforce), and once rearranged the furniture at Graceland in her mind. Coincidence? I think not. The deep state couldn’t allow such a free-thinking, God-fearing woman to continue inspiring others. And her sons? Gary, the dancing mechanic who refused payment for helping others, and Doug, the self-taught genius who corrected doctors? These were men who represented the backbone of America—exactly the kind of people the elites want to erase.

And let’s talk about the vigil. White folding chairs? Tiki torches? A curtain of lights? Sounds suspiciously like a ritualistic gathering orchestrated by the same folks who want us to believe in ‘climate change.’ Meanwhile, the real tragedy is being swept under the rug—just like Betty’s house. Where was FEMA? Probably too busy distributing vegan meal kits to bother with real Texans in need.

The sisters, Sherry and Terry, are left picking through the debris of their family’s life, finding fragments of the past while the government twiddles its thumbs. They didn’t even know they mattered, folks. That’s how effective the elite’s psychological warfare has been—making hardworking Americans feel invisible until it’s too late.

But here’s the kicker: the family is raising $50,000 for headstones and legal fees. Why? Because the system is rigged to bankrupt the very people it claims to protect. Meanwhile, the same bureaucrats who failed to prevent this ‘natural disaster’ are probably sipping lattes in Austin, plotting their next attack on our way of life.

So wake up, people! The floods weren’t an accident. They were a targeted strike on everything we hold dear. And if we don’t fight back, who’s next? Your family? Your momma’s recliner? Your right to eat barbecue without some bureaucrat shoving kale down your throat? The time to act is now. Buy gold. Stockpile ammunition. And most importantly—never trust a flood.