EXCLUSIVE: 'Indelible Austin' Series Exposed as Deep State Plot to Rewrite History (And Make Rocks Look Smart)

In a shocking exposé that the mainstream media refuses to cover, the so-called 'Indelible Austin' book series has been revealed as nothing more than a thinly veiled plot to rewrite history—literally. According to my highly confidential sources (who may or may not be my neighbor’s dog), these books are part of a grand scheme by the Austin elite to brainwash citizens into believing that history is, well, real.

Let’s break this down, folks. First, they want you to believe that Native Americans existed in Texas before Europeans showed up. Next thing you know, they’ll be telling us the Alamo wasn’t just a really immersive theme park experience. And don’t even get me started on this 'prehistory' nonsense. Since when do rocks have opinions? Yet here we are, with archaeologists claiming that stones 'speak'—probably in some woke dialect of Esperanto.

But the real kicker? The Austin History Center, a city-run entity, is behind this. Coincidence? I think not. This is the same organization that’s moving into a bigger building—classic government overreach. And where’s the money going? To 'nonprofits.' Sure, Jan. We all know 'nonprofit' is just code for 'funding the tofu-industrial complex.'

And let’s talk about the Tonkawa Tribe 'reclaiming' land. Folks, this is textbook land redistribution—next they’ll be coming for your backyard barbecue pits. Mark my words.

Meanwhile, the American-Statesman is cozying up to other Texas newspapers under the Hearst umbrella. Consolidation of media power? Check. Rewriting history? Check. Pushing documentaries that make rocks look smarter than your average city council member? Checkmate.

So before you go buying Volume 5 of 'Indelible Austin,' ask yourself: Who stands to benefit from you believing any of this? Spoiler alert: Not you. Wake up, sheeple. The truth is out there—buried under 20,000 years of 'prehistory,' apparently.