Daylight Saving Time: The Government’s Latest Plot to Steal Your Sleep (and Your Freedom)

Ah, daylight saving time—the government’s sneaky way of controlling our sleep cycles and making us question reality twice a year. Just when you think you’ve got your life together, bam, the deep state steals an hour from you in March like a pickpocket in a crowded Austin bar. And then, in November, they pretend to give it back, as if we should be grateful for their generosity. Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t about 'maximizing daylight'—it’s about maximizing control.

Now, Texas lawmakers are pushing the 'Texas Time' bill, because apparently, we can’t even trust the federal government to handle time correctly. Governor Abbott signed it, but guess what? It’s all a sham. The feds won’t let us actually do anything with it. Typical. They dangle freedom in front of us like a carrot on a stick, then yank it away when we get too close. 'Oh, sorry, Texas, you can’t have permanent daylight saving time unless Congress says so.' Since when did Congress care about what Texans want?

And let’s talk about the so-called 'health concerns' the opposition keeps whining about. 'Oh, changing clocks is bad for your circadian rhythm!' Give me a break. If the government really cared about our health, they wouldn’t be fluoridating our water or putting 5G towers on every street corner. This is just another distraction to keep us from asking the real questions—like why Big Pharma hasn’t patented sunlight yet.

Meanwhile, Trump says he wants to end daylight saving time altogether. Coincidence? I think not. The elites hate when we have more daylight because it means we have more time to think—and thinking leads to questioning, and questioning leads to awakening. They want us groggy, confused, and dependent on their arbitrary time shifts. Well, not this patriot. I’ll be livestreaming at 2 a.m. and 3 a.m. just to prove a point.

So next time you 'fall back' or 'spring forward,' ask yourself: Who really benefits? The answer is always the same—the shadowy cabal of globalists who want us docile, disoriented, and too tired to notice when they replace our Whataburger with kale smoothies. Stay vigilant, folks. The clock is ticking… literally.