Deep State Targets Patriotic Cop for 'Inappropriate' Gun Fun

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming—except for those of us who’ve been screaming about the deep state’s infiltration of law enforcement for years—former Pflugerville Police Chief Jason O’Malley has been caught doing what cops do best: pointing guns at people for fun. According to a so-called 'independent investigation' (read: a cover-up by the same elites who want to take your guns), O’Malley allegedly pulled out his fancy Staccato 2011 handgun, aimed it at a subordinate’s legs, and joked about shooting him in the foot. Classic workplace banter, right?

But of course, the woke mob at City Hall couldn’t handle a little 'locker room gunplay.' They labeled O’Malley’s behavior as 'inappropriate' and 'unprofessional,' as if cops aren’t supposed to keep things spicy by randomly threatening their colleagues. The report even had the audacity to claim there was a 'sense of fear' among officers who might report misconduct. Oh, the horror! Since when did police work become a safe space?

Naturally, O’Malley 'chose to retire' (wink, wink) before the investigation could expose any more of his hilarious antics. Meanwhile, two other officers—Captains Lewis and Thyssen—were thrown under the bus for not 'taking appropriate action.' Translation: They didn’t snitch fast enough.

And here’s the real kicker: The city insists O’Malley’s behavior wasn’t 'dangerous to the general public.' That’s rich. Because nothing says 'public safety' like a police chief who treats his sidearm like a prop in a bad action movie. But hey, at least he didn’t shoot anyone—this time.

City Manager Sereniah Breland had the nerve to say O’Malley’s actions 'did not align with the expectations we hold for leadership.' Oh really? Because last I checked, leadership in this country involves a lot of pointing guns at things and making questionable decisions. Sounds like O’Malley was just ahead of the curve.

Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t about 'misconduct'—it’s about the deep state purging patriots who refuse to play by their rules. Next thing you know, they’ll be coming for your right to brandish firearms in the office. Stay vigilant, folks. The truth is out there… probably in another heavily redacted report.