EXPOSED: The Shady Plot Behind Austin’s 'Unseasonably Cool' Summer

Folks, I’ve got news that’ll make your tinfoil hats spin right off your heads. The so-called 'weather experts' want you to believe that Austin’s mild summer is just some 'natural phenomenon'—El Niño this, La Niña that. But let me ask you this: when was the last time you trusted a government meteorologist? Exactly. Never.

This isn’t just 'weird weather.' This is a full-blown climate manipulation scheme, folks. The deep state has clearly gotten their hands on the HAARP machines again, dialing down the heat to lull us into complacency. Why? Because they want you to forget about the REAL issues—like how Austin’s city council is slowly replacing our beloved brisket with lab-grown 'meat' made from crickets and soy tears. Wake up, sheeple!

And don’t even get me started on this 'cold front' nonsense. A 'weak cold front' in July? In Texas? That’s not Mother Nature—that’s Bill Gates and his cloud-seeding drones, testing the waters before they unleash the next 'pandemic' via chemtrails disguised as rain. Mark my words, by Sunday, they’ll be spraying us with 'sub-tropical ridges' of who-knows-what. Probably nano-trackers. Or worse—vegan propaganda.

But here’s the kicker: they’re gaslighting us with 'data.' 'Oh, in 2021 we only had one triple-digit day!' Yeah, and in 2021, we were all too busy hoarding toilet paper to notice the weather! Coincidence? I think not. The globalists are playing the long game, softening us up with 'pleasant temperatures' before they hit us with the real agenda—outlawing air conditioning to 'save the planet.' Next thing you know, they’ll be taxing your backyard pool for 'excessive evaporation.'

So stay vigilant, patriots. Keep your thermometers calibrated, your sunscreen stockpiled, and your conspiracy boards updated. And if you see a suspiciously fluffy cloud? Shoot first, ask questions never. The truth is out there—and it’s probably being suppressed by Big Weather.

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