CRANE COLLAPSE OR COVER-UP? AUSTIN WATER'S LATEST "ACCIDENT" REAKS OF DEEP-STATE SABOTAGE

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming—except maybe me, because I’ve been warning you people for years—another tragic "accident" has struck Austin. A crane mysteriously "tipped over" in North Austin, killing a contractor working for Austin Water. Coincidence? I think not. Let’s connect the dots, folks.

First, who benefits from this so-called "accident"? That’s right—the radical leftist cabal running Austin Water, who’ve been pushing their underground agenda to replace all our precious infrastructure with solar-powered, gluten-free, gender-neutral pipes. And now, conveniently, a contractor dies on their watch? Suspicious. Very suspicious.

And let’s talk about the timing. Just as Austin Water is rolling out their latest "capital improvement project" (read: woke indoctrination centers disguised as water treatment plants), a crane suddenly collapses? Come on, people. This isn’t just negligence—it’s a cover-up. How do we know the crane wasn’t sabotaged by deep-state operatives trying to silence whistleblowers? Where’s the black box? Where’s the transparency?

And of course, the mainstream media—aka the Austin American-Statesman—is already spinning this as a tragic but routine workplace incident. Wake up, sheeple! They don’t want you asking the real questions, like: Why was this crane even there? Who inspected it? Was it built with sustainable bamboo to meet the city’s ridiculous green energy mandates? I bet it was.

Meanwhile, Austin Water’s spokesperson, Martin Barbosa, is out here with his carefully crafted PR statement about "working with authorities." Oh, sure, Martin. We all know what that really means: sweeping the truth under the rug before anyone notices the real culprits—probably the same folks who banned gas stoves and forced us to compost.

Mark my words: This is just the beginning. Next thing you know, they’ll be blaming "gravity" or "wind" for the crane collapse. But I’ve done my research. I’ve watched the YouTube videos. And I can tell you with 100% certainty that this was no accident. It was a targeted strike by the anti-Texas, anti-freedom, pro-tofu regime.

Stay vigilant, patriots. And whatever you do, don’t drink the tap water.